Subscribe

Migrants who've watched Adolescence to be fast-tracked

OVERSEAS workers hoping to enter Britain will be fast-tracked if they can prove they watched and understood Adolescence, the government has confirmed. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Anyone who viewed your LinkedIn profile did so for wanking purposes

LINKEDIN has confirmed those searching your name on the professional networking site are not doing so to see your recent work activities but for rampant, gleeful self-abuse.

Checking article access…

Next story ›