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Miliband undergoing massive operation to prove love for NHS

ED Miliband is to have his lungs removed, put in an ape and then returned to him to show how keen on the NHS he is.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) This week your piss will smell like butter. Ghee whizz.

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