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Miliband’s pledge: 'I will really try not to completely f**k Britain'

ED Miliband has pledged that a Labour government will try really hard not to fuck everything up.

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Woman gives birth to media wanker baby

A WOMAN has given birth to a baby obsessed with social media engagement and brand awareness.

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