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Minister for Self-Important Political Gestures resigns

THE minister for Resigning To Make A Political Point has offered her resignation to Keir Starmer. 

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Any woman husband speaks to now referred to as 'your girlfriend'

A WOMAN has confirmed that if her husband engages in any interaction with a woman, that women then becomes his girlfriend and is referred to as such. 

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