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Third Heathrow runway 'vital for mass exodus from this shitty country'

HEATHROW’S controversial third runway is vital for the forthcoming exodus from this arsed-up country, government officials have confirmed.

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Man who claims to be a Luddite actually more of a gobshite

A MAN who claims to be ‘a bit of a Luddite’ is actually more a gobshite, it has emerged.

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