Mitt Romney completes tour of Europe by urinating on Lenin's tomb

REPUBLICAN presidential candidate Mitt Romney has concluded a visit to Russia by relieving himself on the casket containing the embalmed body of Lenin.

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Nation standing by Grant Bovey

Disbelieving public says: “There’s no way this guy could be a sleazebag. No way.”

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