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MPs debate whether that Imogen is just a gold digger or what

THE House of Commons has staged a landmark debate on whether that Imogen Thomas knew what she was doing all along, so she did.

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Footballer had sex

A PROFESSIONAL footballer did it with some dolly bird, it has been confirmed.

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