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MPs Still Dicks

MEMBERS of Parliament are still dicks, it emerged last night.

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Northern Folk Terrified By Angry Sky Magic

PEOPLE across northern England fled in panic last night claiming the 'cloud gods were shooting darts of angry fire across the sky'.

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