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My key opponent will be myself, says Badenoch

KEMI Badenoch has told interviewers her key fight as Conservative leader will be with herself – and that she intends to win. 

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Twats convinced everyone will love their f**king massive garden fireworks show

A DICKISH couple are certain people from miles around will gratefully gaze at the huge free fireworks display they are putting on.

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