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My track record of f**king things up and running away is irrelevant to my becoming prime minister

by Boris Johnson

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Brexit recipes you can make without food

A POST-Brexit lack of recognisable foodstuffs is a culinary challenge but just follow our simple recipes for a creative approach to not starving.

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