Neither Starmer or Sunak win any money for their respective charities

A DISMAL pair of contestants on last night’s ITV debate failed to win a single penny for their respective charities, it has been confirmed.

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Pain au chocolat and other things that are delightfully fun to mispronounce

DELIBERATELY cocking up the pronunciation of words is one of life’s little pleasures, so liven up your otherwise drab existence by mangling these: 

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