Newspaper columnist wakes from dream he was prime minister

A JOURNALIST turning out inflammatory columns for a downmarket rag has woken from a dream where he was briefly prime minister. 

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Seven downsides to shagging Tom Cruise

TOM Cruise has yet another new film out, and unaccountably is still single. So should you shag Hollywood’s most questionable bachelor? 

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