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Next Labour PM celebrates 10th birthday

THE boy who will be Britain’s next Labour Prime Minister in 2056 turned 10 years old yesterday.

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Dolphins spoiling for a fight

DOLPHINS are vicious thugs spoiling for a fight with humanity, it has emerged.

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