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Nigel Farage volunteers for role as scheming, cheating quartermaster

NIGEL Farage has volunteered to be, in times of war, the head Army quartermaster diverting vital supplies for his own personal profit. 

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Franz Ferdinand and other bands too Scottish to be really likeable

LIKE grasping a thistle, to truly love a Scottish band would only cause you pain. Their music has its merits, but these bands are inherently unloveable by virtue of nationality: 

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