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Nigel Farage's guide to voting UKIP

GOOD morning and congratulations on making the best decision of your life – you’re going to vote UKIP.

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Van Gaal promises to end 13 months of hurt

LOUIS van Gaal has vowed to end the cup drought that has seen many fans desert Manchester United. 

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