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No possible way Starmer can survive thing he survived two months ago

THE public has agreed that the thing Keir Starmer had to resign for in February, but did not and which was soon forgotten, must be resigned for again. 

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We'd do a much better tour than Meghan and Harry if we could be arsed. By Prince William

CALL that an Australia tour? Pathetic and desperate. Kate and I would do a far superior tour if we could be bothered to get off our arses.

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