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'Nobody’s in charge, do what you f**king like'

Yesterday, I handed in my notice as Conservative leader. Some of you have wondered what this means. Simply, nobody is in charge and you can do whatever you fucking want. 

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Mum baffled as to why she has to watch so much shit children's sport

A MUM can see no valid reason for spending a huge part of her life watching small children’s totally inconsequential sporting events.

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