Now all we need is for this catastrophic clusterf**k of a by-election to happen in all 650 seats, say Tories

THE Conservatives have new hope for the general election provided they can reproduce the same multi-party clusterf**k in every seat in the UK.

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Dad's photo memories just pictures of meter readings and wifi passwords

A HEART-WARMING montage of recent images created by a father’s phone consists almost entirely of pictures of meter readings and wifi router codes.

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