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Och, ye cannae bury one wee body

WHIT’S the world coming to? When a former First Minister and a former SNP chief cannae bury one wee body in their ain garden?

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Impossible for women to be bad at sex, men confirm gratefully

BEING bad at sex is not something women are capable of, legions of appreciative men have confirmed.

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