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Oh shit, I might not be Churchill after all

by Boris Johnson, prime minister of the United Kingdom

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How to cut a Coronavirus chart banger, by Ed Sheeran

AS the best contemporary songwriter since Bono, I can’t shy away from taking on the big issues. Here’s how I’ll write the Ring a Ring O’ Roses for the coronavirus generation: 

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