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'On the positive side I got a lovely new girlfriend,' Hancock tells Covid inquiry

MATT Hancock has said he understands the ‘negative consequences’ of the pandemic but, on the plus side, he got to have sex with an attractive woman.

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Man hoping consoling hug turns sexy

A MAN is secretly hoping that a tearful, consoling hug with a female friends develops into something more.

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