One Iceland prawn ring and no free booze: The taxpayer's guide to organising an MP's Christmas party

GIVEN that MPs can now claim Christmas party expenses, it’s only fair that taxpayers are allowed to organise them. Here are some ideas.

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Five warning signs you aren't going to the pub this evening

LOOKING forward to a pint after work? Steady on. If you detect any of these warning signs, the odds are not in your favour: 

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