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Osborne swears parliamentary oath on Necronomicon

GEORGE Osborne has sworn his oath of allegiance on the sacred book of the Old Ones of R’lyeh.

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Play-offs to decide school league tables


OFSTED School Performance Tables will culminate in play-offs and a Wembley Final.

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