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Osborne to blame everything on time machine

GEORGE Osborne will today blame Britain’s economic woes on a time-travelling Labour MP from the year 2044.

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Fossilised rain was en route to Britain

THREE billion year-old fossilised rain made a brief stop in Africa before continuing its inevitable journey to Britain, experts have confirmed.

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