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Our asylum policy is Nigel Farage's testicles, says Labour, holding them up

THE government has confirmed its new policy on asylum is a little bit vicious, a little bit Denmark and a little bit Nigel Farage’s gonads taken right out of his red trousers. 

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Nothing more embarrassing than fancying someone

THERE is no experience available to humanity more shameful than finding another person attractive, research has found. 

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