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Our relationship is just like Love Actually except he's a serial adulterer with four kids, says Carrie Symonds

 THE prime minister’s girlfriend has claimed their relationship is just like in Love Actually, apart from his wife and four-to-six children. 

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Four lies to tell your family when they ask why you're still single

DOES your family Christmas revolve around making you feel like a freakish loner because you’re not coupled up? Here’s how to really terrify them: 

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