Paul Nuttall not leadership material even for UKIP

PAUL Nuttall is in no way, shape or form leadership material even for UKIP, it has emerged.

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Man’s luxury watch successfully impresses fellow twats

A MAN’S ludicrously expensive wristwatch has gained him the respect of other total bellends, he has revealed.

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