Pissed, shirtless and grappling with minders: How Boris Johnson will leave Downing Street

THE prime minister’s number is up, but he won’t go quietly. Here are some ways he might choose to make his exit.

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Ben Kingsley as Gandhi: Batshit casting choices that wouldn't work today

IF you were planning to remake film classics, the first thing you’d do is make sure none of these ‘What the f**k were they thinking?’ casting choices were repeated.

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