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Prepare for food shortages, mass unemployment and a 10-year recession, says proud prime minister

THE UK has been told to get ready for food shortages, rampant inflation and losing their jobs and homes by a strong, resolute prime minister. 

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The Millwall fan's guide to PC gone mad

WHEN you can’t even boo a peaceful act of solidarity against racism, it’s another win for the PC brigade. Here Millwall fan Steve Malley explains why the country is going to the dogs.

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