Public school ponce acts pretty ballsy

DAVID Cameron showed an unexpected level of front by calling out 200,000 heavily-armed killers yesterday.

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Heartwarming animal friendship turns physical

AN unlikely bond between an injured chick and an orang-utan has evolved into a sexual relationship, it emerged last night.

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