Queen urged to f**k up his hair at the very least

THE Queen has been told that if she is to meet Donald Trump, the least she can do is mess up his hair.

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Office bastards set air conditioning to ‘freezing’ for next six months

THE annual bitter conflict over what temperature the air conditioning should be set at has begun in offices across Britain.

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