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Reeves to axe construction of £20 billion black hole

RACHEL Reeves will today announce she is axing the Conservatives’ vanity project of creating their own singularity for lack of funds. 

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Woman leading feminist lifestyle not doing so by choice

A WOMAN living her life as a proud, independent feminist who makes her own decisions and does her own DIY would prefer not to, she has confirmed. 

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