Reeves to stay due to popular demand

THE prime minister has decided not to sack Rachel Reeves because you all love her so much and she is doing a great job.

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The Wombles, and other fictional bands more terrifying than anything AI is coming up with

COMPUTERS may be generating nightmare fuel images and weird non-existent bands, but humans are perfectly capable of creating disturbing musical horrors on their own. As these acts prove.

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