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Relieved public glad to see Cabinet resignations back on track

THE British public is relieved to see that disgraced Cabinet ministers are resigning in ignominy on a monthly basis once again. 

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Catapults and shitty sticks: A 1970s child's guide to armed warfare

KIDS love weapons and inflicting harm, and the children of the 70s had less supervision than most. Luckily their weapons were far too rubbish to do any real damage. Like these. 

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