Remainer torn between feeling extremely smug and extremely terrified

A REMAINER’S pleasing feelings of superiority over other voters have been marred by genuine terror over what is coming next.

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I only made staff sign non-disclosure agreements because I am too nice, says Green

SIR Philip Green made employees sign non-disclosure agreements to stop everyone finding out what a big-hearted softie he is, he has confessed.

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