Richard Tice's guide to sitting back and enjoying a wildfire

By Richard Tice, Reform shadow minister for not being Farage and MP of somewhere urgh

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'You're my lobster' and other quotes from TV shows people need to get the f**k over

THE unimaginative walk among us, still trotting out quotes from TV shows that ceased broadcast decades ago. These six scream ‘Jesus Christ, watch something else’: 

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