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Rishi Sunak introduces stupidity tax

THE government is to fill the £50 billion black hole in the public finances by taxing Britain’s stupidity. 

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Six cretinous ways to house migrants twats will suggest on radio phone-ins

OVERCROWDED migrant centres? More arriving every day? Home secretary given permission to unleash your most bigoted flights of fancy? Here’s where they should go: 

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