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Rishi Sunak's guide to pretending none of this is happening

EVERYTHING’S fine, that’s the news! The strikers will get bored eventually! The cold’s a blip, there won’t be blackouts, and my party will warm to me!

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Six bands stoned enough to use flutes and other horribly pretentious instruments

MUSICIANS love getting out an obscure instrument that no one actually likes to prove how multi-talented they are. Here are some bands that went too far.

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