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Sadiq Khan's re-election a disaster for London, agree Doncaster, Hereford, Wrexham and Stroud

VOTERS from around the UK have agreed that Sadiq Khan should never have been re-elected as Mayor of London. 

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Dreadful dickhead hassling you to 'get a date in the diary'

AN unbearable twat wants you to think about ‘some weekends that might work’ for a meet up now restrictions have eased.

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