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Salmond advised against micro-kilt

ALEX Salmond’s advisors are split on how much thigh he should reveal for Tuesday’s televised debate.

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Glaswegians warned to stop partying now

THE Commonwealth Games closing celebrations are still going, with DJs playing increasingly hard techno.

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