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Salmond to seek independence for England

ALEX Salmond is to stand for Westminster to fight for English independence from Scotland.

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Supermarkets are food banks 'if you have agile fingers'

POCKETING things at the supermarket is like going to a really good food bank, it has been claimed.

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