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Same old twats enter Tory leadership race

THE same old twats who sullied the last few Conservative leadership races are once again entering this one.

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How to pretend your relationship is working now you're trapped in the Algarve for a week

BOOKING a holiday was easy and the flight was painless, but now your dysfunctional relationship is about to be tested to the limit by spending time together. Here’s how to avoid disaster.

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