Scotland allowed to run the UK every other year

DAVID Cameron has agreed to let Edinburgh and London take turns running the country. 

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Office joker spends three hours a night running material

OFFICE joker Stephen Malley has admitted his seemingly spontaneous workplace quips are rigorously workshopped.

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