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Scotland to be offered independence or sugary snack

SCOTLAND’S referendum will offer the country a choice between independence or some delicious confectionery.

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Territorial Army renamed People With Really Awful Home Lives

THE Territorial Army has been renamed to reflect its target demographic.

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