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Scotland too much of a paradise to ever leave, confirm millionaires

SCOTLAND to tax its millionaires because they could never find anywhere nicer to live.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) Don’t ask for a doggy bag at an all-you-can-eat buffet, as it might come across as slightly greedy.

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