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Secret Miliband Brother Blows Contest Wide Open

THE Labour leadership contest has been blown wide open after the shock return of Stryker, the secret Miliband brother.

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Rooney Sex Tape In Hands Of Insect-Stroking Ultra-Villain

A DEMENTED albino billionaire is threatening to beam images of a rutting Wayne Rooney into every home on Earth unless he is handed control of the world’s nuclear arsenal.

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