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Shitfaced Labour MP on piss-up tour of Gibraltar gives party 10-point poll lead

LABOUR and SNP MPs who were so pissed when they arrived for an event in Gibraltar that one was in a wheelchair have sent their parties soaring in the polls. 

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Gary Barlow and other annoying as f**k celebrities who haven't piped up for a bit

SOME celebrities get right on the nation’s tits, and these have mercifully shut their gobs for a bit. But when will they be back?

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