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Shrewd Clacton voter suspects Count Binface may be a fictional character

AN astute voter in Clacton-on-Sea has a hunch that Count Binface might not actually be from the planet Sigma IX.

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England needs a fun celebration making light of its past invading other countries in boats

By England fan Nathan Muir

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