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Sinkhole God's punishment for voting Tory, Surrey realises

THE residents of a Surrey village swallowed by a sinkhole have accepted it is the Lord’s judgement upon them for returning a Conservative MP.

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Good men all gone and mediocre ones in short supply, woman realises

A SINGLE woman has discovered that she cannot decide to settle for an average man because they have all been snapped up too.

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