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Six British prime ministers who wish they had declared martial law

MARTIAL law was briefly declared in South Korea yesterday because the president was in trouble, arousing wistful longings in these prime ministers: 

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'Shall we double-barrel our names or stop being a pair of self-important pricks?' couple wonders

A PAIR of preening wankers are unsure whether they should make their inability to choose between surnames the world and their future children’s problem.

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